Every pet is guilty of something.
Turn your dog or cat into a holiday "criminal" with a custom mugshot ornament made from your own photo. Santa hat, case number, and charges included.
- Up to 3 pets per ornament
- Made to order in the USA
- Order by Dec 8 for Christmas
Booked in three easy steps
No design skills needed. You send the evidence, we handle the paperwork.
Upload a photo
A clear, well-lit photo of each pet's face. Up to 3 pets fit on one ornament.
Pick their crime
Choose from our list of holiday offenses, or write your own custom charges.
We book 'em
We design their official mugshot and print it on glossy acrylic, ready to hang.

The Naughty List Mugshot Ornament
- Glossy acrylic, 4" x 3", with a red ribbon
- Your pet in a Santa hat with a name and case number placard
- Their crime printed on the banner
- A funny gift for dog moms, cat dads, and anyone with a guilty pet
The original crew
Our first three offenders. They have the right to remain fluffy.

Lola
Charged with snitching. Has reported her brother to Santa 14 times this year.

Marco
Grand Theft Cookie, repeat offender. Crumbs were found on his face. He denies everything.

Luna
Claims she was asleep the whole time. Witnesses say otherwise.
Before you file the report
Does it work for cats and other pets?
Yes. Dogs, cats, bunnies, any pet with a face can be booked. A clear, front-facing photo works best.
What kind of photo should I upload?
A bright, in-focus photo where you can see your pet's whole face. Phone photos are perfect. Avoid dark or blurry shots.
Can I put more than one pet on it?
Yes, up to 3 pets fit on one ornament. It's +$5 for 2 pets and +$10 for 3.
When do I need to order for Christmas?
Order by December 8 for Christmas delivery. Each ornament is made to order. See Shipping & Returns for details.